A woman was feeling really horny and wanted her husband to fuck her. He didn't feel like it, he just wanted to read. As he was reading, he would reach over every once in a while and rub her cunt. She said, "If you don't want to fuck, will you stop teasing me? "He said, "I'm not teasing you, I'm wetting my fingers so I can turn the page!"

Q) How do you find a fat woman's pussy?
A) Flip through the folds until you smell shit, then go back one.

Q) What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?  A) By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

There was this lady with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach
enjoying the sun and surf, when this bloke walks up and says,
"Hey lady, you ever been kissed before?"
"No," the lady replied.
"You ever been licked before?" asked the bloke.
"No," the lady replied once again.
"You ever been fucked before?" he asks.
"No" the lady replies.
"Well bitch you are now, the tide's comin' in."

Q. What do eating pussy and the Mafia have in commen?
A. One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Q. What kind of animal has a cunt in the middle of its back?

1. A Police horse.
   

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